Cancun called….

Mini backpack? AND it’s sparkly and silver????? 

This girl = my best teen girlfriend soulmate from 1996

It’s not what you think. It’s actually A LOT more disgusting. Dog throw up. The shirt is just a happy coincidence.

I’m not sure who this is, but a headlock at a house party is always a pretty good idea.

Also, this looks like the worst party EVER and I’m not quite sure why I was there..

Merry FourLoko Chistmas

Danielle: “There’s a cop behind us, QUICK, get in my lap.”

This is from the night Mark was afraid Baltimore would give him AIDS. 

He was more upset that it would be “Baltimore AIDS”.

In honor of my 100th post here at Party Girls, I give you the illusive, enticing, and unsanitary majesty that IS the Ice Luge. There is a special special kind of manager who says to themselves, “Hey ya know what? THIS holiday party needs an ICE LUGE.” 

Thanks for the memories.

PS. you will notice that people’s eyes go dead the minute they Luge. Not sure why..

There is a certain amount of alcohol that helps people lose their inhibitions about normal social decencies with food. Including but not limited to: eating really gross combinations of things, using a plate, or even using a spatula or other untensil in place of a fork/spoon.

So, here’s to alcohol, helping people eat pie with their hands for years.

Ain’t no party like a horse head party cuz a horse head party don’t stop.

It’s not everyday that you see a horse head fighting a man in a raccoon pelt.

He is asleep and in about 15 seconds he will throw up all over the floor.

HAPPY NEW YEAR.

There are really no words. None,

Excuse me, there’s a dick on your forehead.

Just another tuesday night.

Some people should not be allowed to consume whiskey.